The White Pants Commandments!

White seems to make everything so easy. You can pair a white pant with any color top and presto you’re good to go! But not so fast… one must review what people will be looking at in your rear view.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words so I am posting three to get my point across.

I am a fan of the white pant but please I’m begging you adhere to:

The White Commandments:

I.  Thou shalt wear white pants that are made in a fabrication that gives ample coverage: translation-if you can see through your white pants and notice any panty lines, pocket lines and/or bikini lines… get in line and buy a new pair that you can’t see thru.

No see thru for you!

Too see thru for you!

II. Thou shalt wear white pants that fit properly. Never attempting to wear white pants that pull at the crotch, dip at the waist or pucker in any other private area. That’s why their called private in the first place.


Too tight is not right!

Too tight is not right!

III. If white pants have spots of any kind in any place whatsoever-abort white pants immediately.
I'm seeing spots!

Spots would actually be an improvement.

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